Monday 21 September 2009

Totty On: LFW opening weekend

LFW SS10 kicked off in true british style - glitz, glamour and free booze. ! I've bearly had a moment to breathe (or should that be sober up), but I just had to blog!!

Highlights so far? Naomi Campbell at Issa..totally unexpected!! I couldn't stop gauping!
She's my Idol. I'm-so-in-love-with-her ...and her EVER so hot Russian Oligarch (btw Mr. Doronin has a very naughty wandering eye, he couldn't stop smiling at us).

I've gotta be honest, I lost interest in the collection as soon as she hit the catwalk! However I will say, Issa has taken a different direction for next season's collection, gone are the wrap dresses and garish prints. Finally!! Don't get me wrong, I just feel like Diane Von Frustenberg does it better.





And then there was The Collars and Cuff ball at Annabels last night...incredible! I defied the NO mobile, NO camera policy to cheekily snap the delectable, never ageing Mr. Cowell.....such a charmer.

Between Sinitta's evil stares (don't be fooled by the picture) and Simon's constant topping up of my champagne glass and gentle back caresses; I managed to slip him my number on a scrumpled piece of paper. Yes not classy - I know, but I was totally wasted, abandoned by Miss Giraud and NOT in the mood for a potential catfight - although I soooo could have taken her.

Let's just hope he can read my writing and calls soon.....









Totty xx

Tuesday 8 September 2009

Totty On: I need to loose weight...

 24 hour champagne binges + island hoping around the Adriatic sea + loads of carbs = a fat Totty!

...So I asked for some advice from a very scandalous size 4 (borderline Size 0) friend of mine...

'It's too much effort to starve; so I just eat raw fish with Cayenne pepper' 
 


Totty x